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01-20-2006, 23:12
Are You a Democrat, Republican
or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at
you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot.


You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?

Should ! I call 9 -1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Underdog314
01-21-2006, 11:15
Dang, guess im just a regular flat out Republican.

ROFL

DriBak
01-21-2006, 16:13
I don't vote, it only encourages them ;f ;f