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okie
01-25-2006, 02:44
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a
Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender
gives her the drink she says,

"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and
it's today.."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday,
I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her
right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a
Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
" I would like to buy you one too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want
another Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying
of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of
water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age,
you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your
water, however, is a whole other issue."