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DTD2
01-28-2006, 22:23
Harley-Davidson vs. God

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
thatís pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

LMFAO;z
Man and I thought I had heard them all

DriBak
01-29-2006, 09:59
I'm an HD owner, 03 FXSTDI and that was FUNNY
;z ;z
;Z ;Z ;Z

ChaZ
01-30-2006, 00:14
I'm a woman owner and it's true that I ride women more often than my bike!

Just kidding...

-ChaZ

DTD2
01-30-2006, 00:38
Gotta due something in the winter months. Isn't it odd Sturgis is 9 months after winter starts.;f

fnfalman
01-30-2006, 10:23
Everybody knows that God rides a BMW. Otherwise how do you explain the fact that he made clouds white and the sky is blue?

http://www.bmwstl.com/store/images/roundel%20copy.jpg

mmsig229
02-04-2006, 00:28
Originally posted by fnfalman
Everybody knows that God rides a BMW. Otherwise how do you explain the fact that he made clouds white and the sky is blue?

http://www.bmwstl.com/store/images/roundel%20copy.jpg

Yes, but only after he made an airplane propellar.