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lethrnk
01-30-2006, 07:57
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated ........ "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's ' intuition', since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.

'Curiosity' getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

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The drunk replied ......... " Cause ........ you're ugly."

Road Dog
02-02-2006, 12:09
;z ;z ;z ;z