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01-30-2006, 19:36
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big a--. Now she's the Senator from New York.

Road Dog
02-02-2006, 11:31
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