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Glockrunner
02-01-2006, 12:09
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
So the next day I stopped smoking.


Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
So the next day I stopped eating red meat.


Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
So the next day I stopped drinking.


Just yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
So this morning I stopped reading.