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[Bubbala]

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[walt cowan]

...- ...- the 5th?

[Tiloke]

PB4UGo2Bed

[Bubbala]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j154/Horsegreen/winter.jpg

[Bubbala]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j154/Horsegreen/winter3.jpg

[Bubbala]

This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the centipede's box and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my goddamed shoes!"

[GlockTrog]

That joke is lame. I'd tell a good one but all my jokes are worse than that one.:)

[Bubbala]

That's why it is just a test post. Didn't make the cut. :supergrin:

[c-mama]

I laughed. :supergrin:

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pitcher of beer and a mop.

:wavey:

[Bubbala]

Frankly, I'm a little surprised that anyone visits here. There are far better forums. :supergrin:

[GlockTrog]

with jokes like these, i agree

[Arkroyal]

But Dude, it's so free, no guidelines, no guilt. no excrement!:thumbsup:

[GlockTrog]

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?





































Five....one to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder:tongueout:

[c-mama]

Originally posted by Bubbala
Frankly, I'm a little surprised that anyone visits here. There are far better forums. :supergrin: I visit all the time. ;)

[Bubbala]

Hi C-mama. I should have known, you being the mod and all.
Tell ya what, I'll drop in here occasionally when I have a bad joke like the one above. The place could use a little life....and Scott hasn't given me a rimshot in a while either.

:animlol:

[Bubbala]

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[Bubbala]

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[GlockTrog]

This is the best test thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c-mama]

:dancingbanana: :hearts:

[Bubbala]

http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pictures/Agb.jpg

http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pictures/yzze%20Signature.gif


My mind is wandering. :supergrin:

[GlockTrog]

My mind is wandering. :supergrin: [/B][/QUOTE]

Lets get a posse together and find it!!!!:)

[Bubbala]

http://www.autospeak.com/grpsnda/hotbug.wav

[GlockTrog]

Yo

My video player is on the fritz. I only got sound but no picture.

[Bubbala]

You're in luck. It was just audio. Making sure I had it right before I posted elsewhere.


Hi C Mama :wavey:

[GlockTrog]

Did I mention that this is the best thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bubbala]

This seems to be our own private thread. We let c-mama in too, but she is just making sure we don't use hard profanity.

[Bubbala]

This seems to be our own private thread. We let c-mama in too, but she is just making sure we don't use hard profanity. This might be the first test thread to go 2 pages.

[c-mama]

:couch:

[GlockTrog]

Just checking that this thread was still here. Good.

[c-mama]

Just don't give me a reason to get rid of it and it will stay. ;) :wavey

[Bubbala]

:laughabove:

[GlockTrog]

Did I mention?,

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THREAD IN ALL EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[Bubbala]

Current Threat Levels
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>The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have
>raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though,
>security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit
>Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when
>tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
>"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
>"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
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>Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
>terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide.” The only two higher levels in
>France are "Surrender" and "Collabora te." The rise was precipitated by a
>recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
>paralyzing the country's military capability.
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>It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
>alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
>excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain:
>"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
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>The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
>"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher
>levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
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>Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
>threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
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>In other news French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney(AP), Paris. The French
>Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of
>fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly
>fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris,
>caused the soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a
>group of Czech tourists.
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[GlockTrog]

:laughabove: I especially like the bit about the French threat levels. Reminds me of my favorite (and only) French joke. Here it is

Why do the French line their streets with trees?

Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

[Bubbala]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j154/Horsegreen/Jamica3.jpg