Glockrunner
11-20-2006, 10:06
TOOTHSOME. What do you get when you
cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
GOOD QUESTION. What’s the difference
between a man with a cold and a
professional boxer?
One blows his nose; the other knows his
blows.
WONDER YEARS. Husband: What are the
best 10 years of a woman’s life?
Wife: Twenty-nine to 30.
FOOTBALL FINANCES. Why did the football
coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
IN THE MIDDLE. Student: Well, Pa, I’m the
dumbest of the smart ones, but I’m smartest
of the dumb ones.
TRUE SALESMANSHIP. When a woman was
asked why she bought a Cadillac, she
responded, “The DeVille made me do it.”
cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
GOOD QUESTION. What’s the difference
between a man with a cold and a
professional boxer?
One blows his nose; the other knows his
blows.
WONDER YEARS. Husband: What are the
best 10 years of a woman’s life?
Wife: Twenty-nine to 30.
FOOTBALL FINANCES. Why did the football
coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
IN THE MIDDLE. Student: Well, Pa, I’m the
dumbest of the smart ones, but I’m smartest
of the dumb ones.
TRUE SALESMANSHIP. When a woman was
asked why she bought a Cadillac, she
responded, “The DeVille made me do it.”