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11-20-2006, 11:06
TOOTHSOME. What do you get when you
cross a snowman with a vampire?

GOOD QUESTION. Whatís the difference
between a man with a cold and a
professional boxer?
One blows his nose; the other knows his

WONDER YEARS. Husband: What are the
best 10 years of a womanís life?
Wife: Twenty-nine to 30.

FOOTBALL FINANCES. Why did the football
coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

IN THE MIDDLE. Student: Well, Pa, Iím the
dumbest of the smart ones, but Iím smartest
of the dumb ones.

TRUE SALESMANSHIP. When a woman was
asked why she bought a Cadillac, she
responded, ďThe DeVille made me do it.Ē

11-20-2006, 17:00
What's the difference between a rusty shotgun and a constipated barn owl?

One shoots and shoots and never hits. The other hoots and hoots and never $hits.

What's the difference between a group of midget hypnotists and a women's track team?

One's a group of cunning runts ...

11-23-2006, 18:11
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.