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11-21-2006, 02:42
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't just happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about isn't never going to happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.

* If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

11-21-2006, 09:27

And, Happy Thanksgiving, okie*! :eat: * and of course, all other GT'ers!!

11-22-2006, 02:41
Originally posted by mouser

And, Happy Thanksgiving, okie*! :eat: * and of course, all other GT'ers!! Right back at ya my friend;) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

11-22-2006, 06:54
Good advice, Okie!


11-24-2006, 21:03
Hey Okie, I like it!:bowdown: