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tibis3383
11-22-2006, 21:04
Body: A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avid atheist and a member of
the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of
his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually
came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the
hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid ****
and act like an *******. ................So, He sent me."

One-Of-Each
11-23-2006, 09:02
Wrong Forum, Religious Issues is the next one down.

Notrega
11-23-2006, 09:11
:rofl: :thumbsup: :rofl: :thumbsup:

DriBak
11-23-2006, 09:12
:thumbsup:

DTQ
11-24-2006, 20:07
:patriot: