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12-04-2006, 02:45
A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

12-04-2006, 02:46
Last year I replaced all the windows in my
House with those expensive
Double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who
Installed them. He was complaining that the
Windows had been installed a whole year ago and I
Hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't
Mean that I am automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his
Fast-talking sales guy had told ME
Last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
Windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him).
"It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the
Line, so I finally just hung up....

He hasn't called back, probably too
Embarrassed about forgetting the
Guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.