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Glockdude1
12-12-2006, 16:52
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Yes, it is not a new site, just good reading.

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"When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help........."

WorrGlock
12-13-2006, 17:51
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.





:laughabove: :rofl: :wedgie:

Glockdude1
12-13-2006, 20:32
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

:thumbsup:

WorrGlock
12-13-2006, 21:43
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.




:shocked: :thumbsup:

Glockdude1
12-14-2006, 15:37
"Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."


:laughabove:

WorrGlock
12-14-2006, 17:20
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.







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