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"When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help........."
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
"Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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