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12-13-2006, 07:11
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man says, "it's like this. I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture
of cows. We went to look for them and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks. "Well", the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'hey, this looks like yours!' I don't rember
much after that.",

12-13-2006, 16:28

12-15-2006, 16:51
Marriage :supergrin: