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Glockrunner
12-15-2006, 07:42
The following are a few samples of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (Most probably from people who failed the first four times.)

Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car.

Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A. The color.

Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A. Carry loaded weapons.

Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

DriBak
12-15-2006, 15:49
Orale !