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Newgun
12-15-2006, 12:08
My wife sent me this Email

Subject: SPECIAL WISHES



A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary
II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is
a wish..

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

DriBak
12-15-2006, 16:49
:rofl:

Steve Koski
12-15-2006, 19:14
I'm pretty sure I've seen some male fairies before.

Navy HMC
12-16-2006, 02:07
Originally posted by Steve Koski
I'm pretty sure I've seen some male fairies before.

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Aaaannndddd did these male fairies grant you any wishes?????????????????:animlol: :supergrin:

gr81disp
12-22-2006, 05:11
Depends on how much he paid.:tongueout: