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The Pontificator
12-16-2006, 14:14
Bob Rivers parody of Joan Osborne's "One of Us"

If God had long hair

And a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If he looked spaced out

Would you buy his story?

Would you believe he had an eye infection?

Yeah, Yeah, God looks baked

Yeah, Yeah, God smells good

What if God smoked cannabis?

Hit the bong like some of us?

Drove a tie dyed microbus

And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place

In the beginning did he plant any seeds?

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

Yeah, Yeah, God rolls great

Yeah, Yeah, God smells good

What if God smoked cannabis?

Do you suppose he had a buzz

When he made the platypus

When he created Earth, our home?

Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?

Do you think he rolls his own?

Up there in heaven on the throne?

And when the saints go marching home

Maybe he sits and smokes a bone?


Steve Koski
12-16-2006, 15:08
Me likey!

12-18-2006, 00:27
Robin williams did some stand up about God being a stoner. His proof was the duck billed platypus. :rofl:

12-18-2006, 22:53
Umm...chronic.:supergrin: :animlol: