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12-17-2006, 19:07
Dear Santa,

I've been a very.....well, I've tried to be a very......well, ok, it was so difficult to be a very good girl this year (except for Dan. And Tom. And Jack. They all said I'd been a very good girl, but somehow, I think they're talking about something else that I probably shouldn't be putting into a letter to you. I digress!). But I did try, really. Just on the off chance I somehow ended up on the Nice list this year, I thought I'd write you a letter and let you know what I really really want.

This year, Santa, I want what all the cool kids have. I want an AR15. I know, I know! "She wants another gun?", you're saying to yourself, as you look at Mrs. Claus and shake your head. But really, Big Guy, an AR15 isn't just any gun. Every woman's gun safe needs one of these. And Santa, if mine could have a Rock River Arms trigger and an EOTech scope, just like the one I shot today, I'd be ever so grateful.

So, that's it, Santa. One little request. An AR15. I'll even send you pictures of me with it. Just probably not the kind of pictures Jason wants me to send him. I still think Mrs. Claus was the one that put me on the Naughty list two years ago for sending you those kind of pictures.

Oh, and Santa, about Steve. I know now that I should have closed the knife before I handed it back to him. I just didn't think that Civilians were that sharp. Besides, it's not like it was his trigger finger or anything.

I'll be patiently waiting.

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