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okie
12-20-2006, 02:00
1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by
disappointment and bad arithmetic.

2. A game of opposites - the world's slowest people are
ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.

3. A colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the
pink, and financially in the red.

4. A game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under
blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law,
but a form of moral effort.

5. A game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the
green, and then you find yourself in a hole.

GOLF CART, n.

1. A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie,
it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.

GOLFER, n.

1. A person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down
five;

2. A guy who has the advantage over a fisherman - he doesn't
have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great
day.

SCmasterblaster
12-25-2006, 20:39
Mark Twain called it "a nice walk, spoiled."

True.