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slabsider
12-20-2006, 20:06
Subject: The "Crabby Wife"
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>>>The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
>>>man
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>>>answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
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>>>"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
>>>said one trooper.
>>>
>>>"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
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>>>The troopers looked at each other.
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>>>One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
>>>news. Which do you want to hear first?
>>>
>>>"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
>>>first."
>>>
>>>The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
>>>your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
>>>
>>>"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
>>>good
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>>>news?"
>>>
>>>The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five
>>>pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
>>>
>>>
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>>> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
>>>great
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>>>news?"
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>>>The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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okie
12-28-2006, 19:45
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12-28-2006, 19:56
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12-28-2006, 21:04
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