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Norman
12-29-2006, 19:36
Now women, I know the female consensus is that boxers always trump briefs (especially when the briefs are white and practically see-through - which, mind you, I don't do. Colored heavy cotton briefs here for the most part), but why don't you try wearing a pair of boxers next time you put on a pair of fitting jeans?

I've tried it, several times, and it is, quite literally, a pain in the ass. They bunch up and ride up your pant legs. They find their way in between butt cheeks and chafe you, they pull and twist things that don't want to be pulled and twisted while still in pants, etc. It's as uncomfortable as wearing a jacket under a t-shirt. Ever see the movie Tommy Boy? Fat guy in a little coat? About that uncomfortable. You don't want to be a in a public place when boxers start becoming uncomfortable. Even that poor compromise called Boxer-Briefs is a joke. I have those too, and like boxers, I hate them. See, if they don't go past my quadriceps and are snug at the bottom, they'll just ride up like a boxer does. They don't stay put like that under pants all day, as comfortably as you see in those fancy male model ads.

Stuff like this:
http://www.smartbargains.com/images/product/101029/1010298490_LG.jpg
Horrible. You may like how it looks, but try wearing it sometime. The first minute you wear it, it fits fine, but then the bottom of the legs don't hold their shape, and it's no longer snug around the leg like in the picture, but rather some loose crappy piece of cotton, and then you may as well wrap a t-shirt around your butt. It's about the equivalent, comfort and appearance wise.

This might work:
http://www.draytonsunderwear.com/images/392RRSUnder%20Armour%20Boxer%20Briefs3.jpg
But only if the legs stay down where they're supposed to, instead of riding up like I'm betting they would.

Boxers under Dockers-type pants that are loose fitting? Not really as much of a problem, but then you have the waist line of the dockers competing with the waist line of the boxers. And boxers under Jeans that fit snug? Uh-uh.

So go ahead and give it a try, see if I'm making this up. If you enjoy the boxers under semi-tight jeans, we'll talk about your fashion wants. See, I'd be more than happy to slip on some boxers, as fancy and as smooth as you like, when I get home and it's time to relax. But before that, it's briefs.

Does this provide some understanding? Show me some men's briefs (NOT boxer-briefs, NOT boxers) that you find appealing, and acceptable despite being in the same general category as "tighty whiteys."


Thank you.

Mrs. Tink
12-29-2006, 22:57
Okay, I kind of skimmed your OAF thread, and saw the adamant declarations that NO briefs are "sexy." I disagree. I think it's the seams that I don't like. Hopefully I'm not violating TOS when I direct you here...

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=AG91LBAzz&dept%5Fid=10610&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey

This kind of seamless construction seems comfortable, functional, and looks nice too. :cool: Women have reaped the benefits of seamless undies; why shouldn't men?

Norman
12-29-2006, 23:04
Seams huh?

Thank you Mrs. Tink

Japle
12-30-2006, 07:29
Mrs. Tink,

That pic shows almost exactly what I've been wearing for decades. The big diference is, I buy mine at Sears for a fraction of the cost.

Low-ride type briefs are very comfortable and don't need a fly. Just pull the top down and you're there!

John
Cape Canaveral

PilotKitten
12-30-2006, 19:27
So?

You guys want to see women in them Victoria Secret g-strings... deal with it.

Japle
12-30-2006, 19:47
I'd rather see them in their birthday suits, but if they have to wear something.........

John

Norman
12-30-2006, 19:55
.......aaaaaaaand feel free to close the thread. :shakehead:

Atlantya
12-31-2006, 13:39
Actually, Norman, I think you're quite missing the point. I could poll all of my women friends and not a one of them would care a bit what you really wear under your pants in your basic day-to-day activities.

It's all about the illusion, baby.

You may really look like this when you get home <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/Atlantya/Homer.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>


but you slip into a hot pair of whatever turns her on and I guarantee you, she'll think you look like this


<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/Atlantya/1114_GearStory_sm.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

kcb
01-01-2007, 08:56
I say, find out what your lady likes. Be comfortable as much as possible and as often as possible. But most ladies like for her man to take a little extra effort when he knows he is going to be with her.

The statement "women aren't turned on by visuals" isn't always true. Liking what we see, can be a huge motivator!

:)

PrincessTaurus
01-02-2007, 19:02
I like the tighty whities on my man. His ass is cute in them.:supergrin:

PilotKitten
01-02-2007, 20:56
I dislike tighty whities with a passion (mostly cuz men keep them for years until the elastic is gone and it has more holes than Swiss cheese... < horks >, they're like 6 pack for $8, buy some new ones already!!)

I prefer the boxer briefs... preferably in colors other than gray or black. My personal favorite is Murphy's red ones. :supergrin:

SouthernGal
01-04-2007, 09:31
Originally posted by Norman
Now women, I know the female consensus is that boxers always trump briefs (especially when the briefs are white and practically see-through - which, mind you, I don't do. Colored heavy cotton briefs here for the most part), but why don't you try wearing a pair of boxers next time you put on a pair of fitting jeans?

I've tried it, several times, and it is, quite literally, a pain in the ass. They bunch up and ride up your pant legs.

Ever heard of "boyshorts?"

It's the new thing for women, looks a lot like a shorter version of boxers, and tighter. More along the line of a boxer brief.

Here is it for the ladies: You put on a pair of pants during 20 degree weather knowing that if you "thong it" so you don't have lines, your rear end is freezing by the time you make it into the building at work. You put on boyshorts thinking at least your behind will be warmer, but putting on a nice fitting pair of pants means you stick your hand down the leg to smooth the wrinkles out. It's a no-win.

Anybody want to see Granny panties? I didn't think so...

GlocksterPaulie
01-04-2007, 09:42
Norman,

I have to agree with you on the boxer/brief boxer issue. I have tried every type of underwear on the planet, I use the colored Hanes briefs. I am in/out of a vehicle a lot, I noticed when I was wearing boxers things down below felt like they were being pushed into my stomach.

With the briefs things down below tend to stay where they belong.

I thought you grew out of your underoos you SOB.

Paulie:supergrin:

Norman
01-04-2007, 11:55
Originally posted by GlocksterPaulie
Norman,

I have to agree with you on the boxer/brief boxer issue. I have tried every type of underwear on the planet, I use the colored Hanes briefs. I am in/out of a vehicle a lot, I noticed when I was wearing boxers things down below felt like they were being pushed into my stomach.

With the briefs things down below tend to stay where they belong.

I thought you grew out of your underoos you SOB.

Paulie:supergrin:

Yep, colored Hanes briefs is my everyday usual. That "comfort waist" is really comfortable.

Thanks for keeping my embarrassment alive :supergrin:

GlocksterPaulie
01-04-2007, 12:01
Norman,

You know I could not let you go with this one on your own.

Paulie

Egyas
01-04-2007, 12:10
I go for the boxer-briefs (longer leg length) as well. I DO NOT keep them too long, as I hate they way they start to climb over the day when the legs loosen up and stretch over time. Once this process begins, I just buy another pack and throw out the worst of the lot.

Plain Boxers are a no-no to me. It feels like wearing house shorts under my pants. Plain briefs feel weird now too after bearing boxer-briefs for so many years.

A final note, IMO you get what you pay for when it comes to men's underwear. The really cheap Kmart on-sale special is anything but special. Now, I'm not saying you have to be retarded and spend $20 per pair, but I have found that paying a bit more for quality pays off in the long run.

Lady27
01-05-2007, 17:55
Norman,

You haven't covered all of your options. When boxers bunch up and briefs are just not sexy and tight fitting spandex is painful: Try going commando underneath. That might work. No bunched up boxers or silly tighty whities. Nothing to worry about. Just don't do that under a kilt.

Mrs. VR
01-05-2007, 18:17
if he did it under a kilt, wouldn't that be called "regimental" or something? :kilt:

Atlantya
01-07-2007, 09:49
I think I've solved the dilemma! No more boring tighty whities, they'll hide any lack of personal hygiene, yet won't bunch up under your pants during your daily activities. I present to you the tie-dye undies!


<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/Atlantya/002343TDMUb.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Available for purchase at Old Glory (http://www.oldglory.com/lp/product/~product_id=002343TDMU)

You can like, channel your inner Deadhead and bond with Jerry Garcia or something at the same time, too. And besides, they're just darn cute.

Norman
01-07-2007, 09:55
I, um, appreciate the recommendation, Atlantya. But I think my Glock would right itself and shoot me in the groin. And rightly so.

mr00jimbo
01-07-2007, 22:46
Originally posted by PilotKitten
So?

You guys want to see women in them Victoria Secret g-strings... deal with it.

G-strings on gals ain't attractive. The "cutest" is just regular, plain jane "panties"

Girls seem to go all out on booty shorts, "boy shorts" whatever, but bikini panties seem to be the best.


Back to the original post boxers DO bunch and God help you if it gets hot and sweaty...are briefs better? i heard they're not "good for you" ?

Atlantya
01-08-2007, 08:16
Norman, I think if it saw those under a guy's pants, MY Glock would find itself shooting them in the groin, and rightly so. :rofl:

Egyas
01-08-2007, 08:40
Originally posted by mr00jimbo
G-strings on gals ain't attractive. The "cutest" is just regular, plain jane "panties"

Girls seem to go all out on booty shorts, "boy shorts" whatever, but bikini panties seem to be the best.

Personal opinion only. I fond both the G-string and "Boy Shorts" to be VERY hot on women. That is, if the woman can support it. A g on a 300 pounder? :puking:


(Just the same as would be a woman's reaction to Egyas in a Speedo. Hell, it would be MY reaction to seeing myself in a Speedo! lol)