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Nowhere Man
01-04-2007, 17:09
>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
>really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
>
>you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
>
>GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
>you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
>smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
>your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
>I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
>speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
>ultimately result in death.