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01-07-2007, 02:48
Jim: "Joe, I hear you just got married again."
Joe: "Yes, for the fourth time."
Jim: "What happened to your first three wives?"
Joe: "They all died, Jim."
Jim: "How did that happen?"
Joe: "My first wife ate poison mushrooms."
Jim: "How terrible! And your second?"
Joe: "She ate poison mushrooms."
Jim: "And your third ate poison mushrooms too?"
Joe: "Oh, no. She died of a broken neck."
Jim: "I see, an accident."
Joe: "Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

01-07-2007, 06:55
I had a guy at a poker game on the hook with that story for about ten minutes. I shortened it to two wives- but same principal. He was feeling so bad for the "tragedies" in my life.

Shoulda seen his face when I dropped the last line on him.