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01-09-2007, 02:44
If you work for a big company, you know what it's like when you get your performance review - telling you how great or how lousy you performed.

If you are a student, it's sort of like grades with lots of comments.

But what do these terms really mean.?

Here is a version that is probably quite close to the truth.

- Average Employee: Not too bright.

- Exceptionally Well Qualified:Made No Major Blunders Yet.

- Active Socially: Drinks a lot

- Family Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too.

- Character Above Reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.

- Zealous Attitude: Opinionated

- Quick-Thinking: Offers plausible excuses.

- Plans For Advancement: Buys drinks for all the boys.

- Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it.

- Expresses Themselves Well: Speaks in full sentences.

- Meticulous: A nit picker.

- Good Judgement: Lucky.

- Career-Minded: Back-stabber.

- Coming Along Well: About to be let go.

- Of Great Value To The Organization: Gets to work on time.

- Relaxed Attitude: Sleeps at desk.

- Work Is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date.

- Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does.

- Forward Thinking: Procrastinator.

- Great Presentation Skills: Able To Bull****.

- Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone.

- Loyal: Can't get a job anywhere else.

- Keen Sense Of Humor: Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

01-09-2007, 08:49

It's annual review time.

01-10-2007, 16:21
Originally posted by vafish

It's annual review time.

:rofl: :rofl:
I was thinking the exact same thing...