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Allegra
01-26-2007, 09:57
Watch out , they could be running the country soon



Vandals at UP -


FA Wall:

"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:

AS chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na
pagdidikitan. ...


AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."


AS 1st floor CR uli:

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"


BIO:

Bio chair:

"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."



FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."



ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"

Reply:

"the future you are holding is very small."



GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:

"takas ng ward 7"



MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:

"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"***** DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"***** U TOO!
--WORLD?"

3rd floor math cr:

"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons

"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same
hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"


NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"***** nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"


MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"


KALAI:

nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"



SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:

"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:

"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

Reply:

"Pray to God"

chowchow
01-26-2007, 11:58
LOL, ang galeng ng jokes.

revo
01-26-2007, 13:00
Allegra, sir,

Is this really true ? Ganyan ang graffiti sa UP ngayon ?

San mo nakuha to ?

Thanks !

horge
01-26-2007, 15:55
UP ARCH; drunken scrawls on the older drafting tables:

"What is the Difference between a Chicken?"

"Why did the Door Knob?"






Sayang nga lang, e. ang daming magandang i-quote pero bawal dito.
I do remember seeing one of those quoted by Allegra, for myself:
("Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!")
Pero parang wala pa n'un yung reply.
:)

Eye Cutter
01-26-2007, 16:51
....that's because we were there a long time ago! hahahaha!

my two pamangkins, a nephew and a niece, passed the upcat test and were admitted at the diliman campus! woohoo! my other two pamangkins, mga kapatid nila, are already there. Both pre-med studes.

yung hunghang kong kapatid, gusto sa ateneo papasukin yung nephew ko! palibhasa hindi sa peyups nag-aral! hahaha! wait until he finds out how much the tuition fees of ateneo are compared to UP even with the 300% increase, he'll change his mind in a flash!

:thumbsup:

Allegra
01-26-2007, 17:42
Galing sa Organization of Zoology majors yahoogroups hehe I'm a marine zoologist e :)

antediluvianist
01-26-2007, 18:20
You heard that joke about- three colegialas, from UP, st. Scholastica and ateneo are eating lunch when something drops onto their table :

The Atenean says : "Oh , Lacoste!"

The Scholastican says: " Lizard 'yon."

The UP girl says : "Putangina, butiki!"

Allegra
01-27-2007, 05:07
These are pretty old , but our balikbayan friends might find it funny or the opposite :)


Let's see who's pikon -



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Situation: UST after defeating ADMU

UST crowd in the coliseum: (chanting) We're going to the finals! We're going to the finals!

ADMU crowd in retaliation: (chanting) Kung may jeep! Kung may jeep!
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An Atenean and a Lasallite were in a restroom relieving themselves. As the Atenean afterwards went to the sink to clean himself, he noticed the Lasallite didn't. The Atenean remarked, "Where I come from, we were taught to wash our hands after taking a piss."

The Lasallite replied, "Well, where I come from, we were told not to piss on our hands."

=================================

Letran tinalo Benilde sa NCAA

Letran: Pangit kayo, gwapo kami!

Benilde: Tuition niyo baon namin!

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If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money,go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.

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Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

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A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.

La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.

Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.

San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.

UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?

In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know what particular schools attended the big celebration.
Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and where he found them?

UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual

UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn

UP Manila - they were into "drugs"

Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling

La Salle - they were eavesdropping

San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroom with some Paulinians

St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans

La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians

Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians

Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans like always

Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving

St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom

CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry

St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner

UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner

UST - they were everywhere

FEU - they were nowhere

MLQU - sob! They were not invited

San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?

AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters

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Reaksyon ng mga estudyante kapag nakakita ng prostitute

UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
San Beda: how much?
PWU: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!

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School's reaction when flooded

La Salle: Oh my God its baha!
Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
UP: **** pare baha!
PUP: Tara ligo tayo!

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Reaction upon the loss of a wallet


DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

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How do you know students by smell?

DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol

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Bracelet ng mga estudyante

La Salle: Philip Cartier
Benilde: Tennis bracelet
CRC: Tiffany
UST: Silver works
UE: friendship bracelet
PUP: rubber band
FEU: tattoo

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From Gary Lising:

Man: You must be from Ateneo.
Atenista: How'd you know?
Man: Because of your English.

Man: You must be from La Salle
Lasallista: How'd you know? Because of my English too?
Man: No, because you picked your nose with your ring finger.

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Pasikatan ng Graduates

UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP. Presidents oxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and lead countries while Ateneans end up getting shot!
LA SALLE: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario, Rico Yan . . .

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These are the meanings of the acronyms of the various schools in the Philippines.

ADMU: Ang Daming Mali sa UPCAT (or Ang Di Makapasa sa UPCAT)

DLSU: Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT

UST: UP Sana Tayo

UA&P: UP Ang Pangarap

AMA: Ahaay!!! Mag-aartista Ako

Of course, the original (and still the best) one was

CRC: Coņo Rehab Center

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HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE

A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says: "Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please."
The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?"
The La Sallite replies: "O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you
ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP?
I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN PARROT, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle?"
"Sir, kasi naman ..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."

A TYPICAL CONVERSATION

Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite conversation:
La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this bag, I will give you both of them.
La Sallite #2: Uh, two?
La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!

BARKADA SA HUNTING

Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, a UP student, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.
The first night, the guy from UP comes back to the cabin with a big deer.
The others ask him how he did it, and he coolly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang!
I got the deer!
The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang!
I got the deer!" was the Atenean's story.
Therefore, the La Sallite decides to try it himself. However, the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his
two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they ask.
"Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! A train hit me."

A MURDER MYSTERY

To be solved solely on the basis of pure logic. Who committed the murder?
Suspects:
The Humble Atenean
The Bright La Sallite
The Innocent Maryknoller
The Unaffected Assumptionista
The UP Graduate

Culprit:

The UP Graduate

Logic:

There is no such thing as a Humble Atenean, a Bright La Sallite, an Innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected Assumptionista.

SUICIDAL SANDWICH

There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student (so you know this story is fictional.)
Anyway, these three friends met for lunch everyday and ate their sandwiches.

UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman
ang baon ko, magpapatiwakal na ako!
Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I'm sick of this already. If I get another roast beef sandwich tomorrow,
I'm gonna shoot myself!
La Salle : Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon
tomorrow is ham sandwich again, I'm gonna drive my CRV over the cliff!

The next morning, they again met for lunch, and, alas, they had the same sandwiches again. The UP student went back to
his dorm, pulled out a belt,and choked himself to death. The Atenean went home, got a gun, and shot himself in the head.
The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.

At their funerals, their mothers were interviewed:

UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut butter sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko
sa kanya.
Ateneo: If he had told me that he didn't want roast beef anymore, I wouldn't have given him roast beef.
La Salle : Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich!

Allegra
01-27-2007, 05:08
Continued


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Nagpapasikatan ang mga estudayante ng La Salle, UP at
Ateneo.

La Salle: Mas sikat ang eskwelahan namin dahil may nga
estudyante kami na naging artista, abugado, justice at mga sikat na director.

UP: Mas sikat ang eskwelahan namin dahil may nga estudayante kami na naging mayor, senador, ambassador
at mga matataas na pulitico.

Ateneo: Luma ang eskwelahan ninyo sa amin. Ang eskwelahan namin eh meron, Presidente ng Pilipinas,
PINAKA BOBO PA SA AMIN IYON, Haah!.(Joseph Estrada).

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Vitamins

UA&P- pharmaton
Ateneo- rogin-e
La Salle- centrum
UST- clusivol
AMA- star rice

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Deodorant

Ateneo- secret
La salle- sure
UST- rexona
UP- babes
NU- splash deowhitener
PUP- tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal


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DLSU and ADMU Final Exams
Have you ever wondered how you would have fared as either a LaSallite or an Atenean?
Here's your chance to find out! Take either the La Salle Final Exams or the Ateneo Final Exams.
Or take both and find out what makes each one tick.
ATENEO de MANILA UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMINATIONS

Instructions:
Read each question carefully.
Answer all questions.
Time Limit: 4 hours.
Begin immediately.

1. HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not
suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15
minutes.

3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language
except Latin or Greek.

4. BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if this form of life had developed 500 million
years earlier, with special attention to its probable
effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your
thesis.

5. MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

6. PSYCHOLOGY
Based on you degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate
the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and
repressed frustrations of each of the following:

Alexander of Aphrodisias
Rameses II
Gregory of Nicea
Hammurabi.

Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's
work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to
translate.

7. SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany
the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your
theory.

8. MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why?
Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals,
each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the
communications interface and all necessary control programs.

9. ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been
placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an
instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a
hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel is apropriate. Be prepared to
justify your decisions.

10. ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following
areas:

Cubism
Donatist Controversy
Wave Theory of Light

Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize
this method from all possible points of view. Point out the
deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in you
answer to the last question.

11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start
World War III. Report at length on its socio-political
effects; if any.

12. EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of
your position.

13. PHYSICS
Explain the nature of matter. Include in you answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics
on science.

14. PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
significance. Compare with the development of any kind of
thought.

15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

***EXTRA CREDIT***
Define the universe; give three examples.


DE LA SALLE UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMS (Take Home)

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
with particular reference to architecture, literature, law
and social conditions or give the first name of Pierre
Trudeau?

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Northerners
c. Southerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter, and Clinton
BUSH: _ _ _ _
CARTER: _ _ _ _ _ _
CLINTON: _ _ _ _ _ _ _

10. Six kings of England have been called George, last one
being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Were does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of relativity?
a. yes
b. no
c. maybe
d. I don't know

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for
what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
or spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples
do you have?

18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

19. The DLSU tradition for excellence in education began
when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting


***You must answer three or more questions
in order to graduate Magna Cum Laude.***

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MGA GUSTONG PAG-UUSAPAN
DLSU: showbiz
ADMU: books
ST. SCHO: boys
SAN BEDA: boys
LETRAN: pamporma
AMA: pucha! kami nanaman? kelan niyo ba kami titigilan? STI naman.

WHEN CELL CONNECTION IS CUT OFF
ATENEO: Hello? hello? ***** GLOBE
DLSU: Hello? Siyett!!
UST: Hello? Tangna, putol na naman
FEU: Hello? hello? putragis na cell 'to
AMA: Hello? hello?..........(pabulong) Jolina?

FAVORITE PICK UP LINES
ATENEO: Hi! wanna ride in my new car?
UP Let's study together after school.
UST: Libre kita ng dinner.
DLSU: Let's have a date this weekend.
AMA: Date naman tayo, hindi ako taga AMA

FAVORITE MOVIE HOUSE
DLSU: Louie's
ATENEO: Glorietta
UP: MegaMall
UST: New Love
FEU: Recto
AMA: Abenson (sa labas ng TV display, libre nood ng VCD)

FAVORITE CAR
ATENEO: Jaguar
DLSU: BMW
UP: Mercedez Benz
UST: Expedition
SAN BEDA: Volvo
AMA: 4x4 Tamiya

FAVORITE CANTEEN FOOD
ATENEO: Steak w/ mashed potato
DSLU: BBQ chicken w/ java rice
UP: Burgers and fries
UST: Pork Chop with rice
AMA: Sosy kami! 555 sardines, very saucy.

PAG UMORDER NG BEER
DLSU: Blue Ice please.
ATENEO: Miller please.
UST: Super Dry please.
UP: Cerveza Negra po.
AMA: Tangna, Sandali lang... sabay-sabay order nyo.

Favorite chicken ng mga universities:
DLSU: Kenny Rogers
ADMU: Mary's
UST: KFC
UP: Andok's
AMA: Maggi chicken cubes!

WHILE WATCHING GIRLIE SHOWS
ATENEO: I like that girl!
DLSU: SEXY!!!
UP: Galing Sumayaw.
UST: Makalaglag brief.
AMA1: Uy si classmate!
AMA2: Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko!
AMA3: Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko.

PAG NAHULI NG PULIS FOR CAR VIOLATION
ATENEO: Sorry sir, here's five hundred pesos for the boys.
DLSU: Pasensya na sir, etong two hundred.
UP: Bossing, pagusapan na lang natin sa one hundred.
UST: 50 pesos lang dala ko, pwede na ba 'to?
AMA: Buti nga sa inyo nahuli kayo! hehehe.. Thank You ser! gusto? Stork o Maxx?

=================================

While haning out in Katipunan talking about our grade school and high school days:
Friend (to our other friends): Mga kick out sa (Ateneo) Grade School dyan napupunta. *points to Kostka*
Me: Oo nga. *laughs*
Friend: Pero mas mahal pa tuition dyan sa kesa sa grade school!
Us: TALAGA?!?
Friend: Oo, kasi mas mahirap tuturan yung bobo.

What students say upon reaching their destination:
La Sallian: Driver, I'm getting off here.
Atenean: Gotta find a parking space.
UP: Mama, bayad po!
AMA: Sukli mo!

bikethief
01-27-2007, 08:41
Bukingan nalang ng student number! I'll start:

97-19280

Allegra
01-27-2007, 08:51
Originally posted by bikethief
Bukingan nalang ng student number! I'll start:

97-19280


sinimulan mo ng 97 , ayawan na!! hehe


86-39680 , accelerated naman ako bwahaha

bikethief
01-27-2007, 09:07
Both sides of my family come from UP. Pinadala ko na itong thread sa kanila. Thanks for the laughs!

Mabuhay ang mga iskolar ng bayan! At dun sa iba... wag mapipikon.:supergrin:

Eye Cutter
01-27-2007, 16:49
anak, alam ba ng tatay mo pinaggagawa mo sa iskwela??? syete, gurang na talaga ako...

my student number: 8_-02400 pero hindi na ako naka experience ng pumila magdamag para sa registration ha?! noong first sem lang! hahaha!

revo
01-27-2007, 18:38
My sons, bow to your seniors.

chowchow
01-27-2007, 20:35
Kawawang mga taga AMA pare. Yung bang nahuli dati as hacker taga dyan?

Glock_19_9x19
01-27-2007, 21:12
:animlol: I love those AMA jokes hehe :rofl:

chowchow
01-27-2007, 22:50
Wala bang jokes din ng taga probinsya?

itosh
01-28-2007, 03:38
pwede na ba pagbasehan to kung ano pipiliin kong university para sa mga anak ko...? j/k

:) :)

Allegra
01-28-2007, 04:35
Never fails to amaze me how a lot people are so impressed w/ up :)

My mom was a professor there , and she's always wondering bakit wala daw ako notebook or notes the whole 4 years hehe
I even dropped 2 subjects coz the buildings was too far away , hindi kasya sa gas budget nung bulok na willy's jeep I used :)
So much for being an iskolar ng bayan ahihihi

I've been impressed w/ Benilde lately
Met a couple of students who pretty business savvy

horge
01-28-2007, 04:44
Originally posted by Allegra
...always wondering bakit wala daw ako notebook or notes the whole 4 years...

I can remember days when all I had to write on was the bus ticket in my pocket.
Not real smart in a course where you have to draft building plans.
It's real tricky trying to submit design plates on a UP bluebook,
so I mooched from the girls in class like nobody's business:
tracing paper, ink, leads...

Shameful, really.
:upeyes:

Eye Cutter
01-28-2007, 04:51
there was a psych class na hindi ko pinapasukan for several meetings. when i decided to attend, may exam pala! wala man lang akong dalang bluebook, nanghingi pa ko sa kaklase ko, tinanong pa ko ng prof if i belonged to her class! hahaha! hindi na ako nagtaka na cinco grade ko dun! hahaha! to think, psych major ako...

antediluvianist
01-28-2007, 04:51
Hey man, the UP Business building is sosi. Lay's potato chips and roast beef sandwiches in the canteen, cold aircon, all that. The cars in the parking lot are pretty good too. There's UP, and then there's the Business building.

elcapitan
01-28-2007, 09:13
nice jokes! good job! Isko also

revo
01-28-2007, 10:07
Hoy, mga tiga-UP, hwag sanag masasaktan, pero bakit ang daming klabing ngayon sa Diliman daw ?

Paki-explika nga, pls ?

revo
Frustrated from Diliman

chowchow
01-28-2007, 11:09
Palagi kung pumunta doon sa UP Diliman kung Sunday and meyron silang canteen (mini mall) doon na may putahing chicken liver, peyborits ko, LOL. Those were 15 years ago.

darwin25
01-28-2007, 20:50
I was about to take UPCAT when a family friend who is a member of Iglesia ni Cristo (No offense meant to INC members here) urged me to take UPCAT reviews in the Central (that's what they call the INC center in commonwealth I think). It was supposedly strictly for INC members but I was passed off as an INC member. SO for 4 weeks I attended the reviews conducted by real UP professors who are also members of INC. Little did I know that in reality, it was a braindump review. We are actually reviewing the actual exams for the UPCAT and the INC is giving away the actual answers to the exams. SO you can imagine the my surprise when I found out that I know all the answers to the questions and finished the exams about 10 minutes ahead of everybody else for every module. Did I pss the UPCAT? You bet I did. But hindi na ko nakatuloy for some reason I forgot. I ended up in UE where ther is no aircon and AMA, a jolinian fan.:supergrin:

I was even disappointed because I never imagined that one of the largest and most influential religious institution in the country would go that LOW to ensure that their members would get into UP. From then on. I refused every invitation to attend and join INC. Pare-pareho lang yan sabi ko.

But in fairness to me I know I would have passed the UPCAT even without the braindump "review". Because in the "review" before giving all the answers, we are given the exams to answer for ourselves. After each practice test, they will give and "explain" all the answers to us. I passed 90% of the "practice tests".

Glock_19_9x19
01-28-2007, 21:21
My dad finished 3 courses sa UP Diliman. MBA, MPA, and Law, and was very active sa student council during the Marcos years. My younger bro's taking Public Ad there right now, and kung swertehin, bka doon na din sya magtake ng Law. Ako, ayoko mag-aral doon. I passed the UPCAT in 1997 pero di na ako tumuloy. I had my reasons. Kaya I enrolled nalang in a small business school in Makati, I/AME.. International Academy of Management and Economics. Medyo kilala yung school coz ang daming artista (Maui Taylor, Katya Santos, Melanie Marquez, Victoria London, even Anjo Yllana took his masters there) and because tambakan ang I/AME ng mga patapon sa Lasalle/Ateneo/Benilde..etc hehe. What made me decide to study there? Home Study Program, in which I am currently enrolled , tsaka ang dami affiliate schools abroad.
I'm graduating this year (BSBA), finally, after being stuck in college for 10yrs..( long story) :)

chowchow
01-28-2007, 21:35
At least maraming magagandang chikas . At maraming mga connections na makilala mo. Good choice bro.

Allegra
01-29-2007, 04:33
Passed by UPLB this afternoon , lots of cops local and UP.
Akala ko may naholdap na bangko
May rumble lang pala BE at Upsilon

Eye Cutter
01-29-2007, 05:29
Tambay Tulay

yung mga pretty girls ayaw na ayaw dumaan sa tulay ng AS kasi kina-kartahan namin pag dumadaan sila. they would take the long way through the Chemistry or Physics pavillon para makaiwas.

what we did was padlock the grills between the chem and physics pav and threw the keys away para walang makapag detour! hahaha!

revo
01-29-2007, 20:02
I was Tambay Tulay, Eyecutter.

revo
01-29-2007, 20:04
Forgot to mention, we created that group.

Eye Cutter
01-29-2007, 23:15
ah! so kayo pala mga orig na mga bastos sa tulay! hahaha!

during our time, most of the people who stayed at the tulay near AS 101 came from San Beda. The other side near the old coop canteen were alumni of Lourdes School, QC. The middle part of the tulay were from Xavier, Claret and Marist.

revo
01-29-2007, 23:26
Actually, we were not only the bastos sa Tulay, we invented the concept. You guys just followed in our footsteps. You sat on the same cement walls marked with our pwet sa kakaupo.

The group was a combination of guys from many schools and you're right they were from San Beda, Lourdes, Don Bosco, Ateneo, La Salle, etc plus girl schools too - notably Holy Spirit and others.

We were the ones who invented the ogling game : Helen of Troy.

Wp.22
01-30-2007, 02:23
is also from diliman tawa siya ng tawa sa mga jokes. she's from ilang-ilang dorm naalala tuloy nya yung mga naka date nya na boys during her college days. Also half of our senior managers here are from UP including three of my cousins. My airsoft friends are also alumni of UP every monday tambay sa ma may oval puro soccer player kasi.

revo
01-30-2007, 03:36
Can you ask your wife why sobra atang daming bakla sa UP ngayon ? What the hell happened ? Nakaka-asar.

I'm pretty sure she's a more recent batch than I am.

Wp.22
01-30-2007, 03:43
will do sir revo. pero alam ko may isang dorm dyan na maraming bakla narra yata galing din doon yung isang nephew ko babading bading

Wp.22
01-30-2007, 03:48
i asked my officemate from UP why tehre more gays now is because they followed the handsome one's. ( sila daw yun)

Meron ba sa inyo naging prof. na rosell and surname?

revo
01-30-2007, 03:56
Not during my time, no.

antediluvianist
01-30-2007, 04:30
"why sobra atang daming bakla sa UP ngayon ? What the hell happened ? "

Probably there are more gays everywhere. Not just a UP phenomenon. When population density increases, more of the population turn gay so that the rate of reproduction declines. Happens to fish and mice, why not humans?

bikethief
01-30-2007, 07:11
Dumadami bading sa UP? Tell me about it. BA Film ako sa Masscom and 75% of the guys there were gay! Worked in my favor though. In effect, naging 5:1 ang ratio ng girls to guys! More for me!:banana:

revo
01-30-2007, 10:08
Yah, pero ang dami ding daw lesbian or bisexual na chicks.

:sad:

darwin25
01-30-2007, 19:21
Bisexual / Chickboy - pwede sa chick, pwede din sa boy :rofl:

batangueno
01-31-2007, 00:23
Bakit nga ba sila dumadami ... eh hindi naman sila nanganganak. :supergrin:

darwin25
01-31-2007, 00:58
Originally posted by batangueno
Bakit nga ba sila dumadami ... eh hindi naman sila nanganganak. :supergrin:

Ang mas nakakatakot yung mga bading na ang laki at maskulado ang katawan.

Sabihin sa yo. "Pare....pakiss. Wag ka nang pumalag masasaktan ka lang":rofl:

charlie-xray
01-31-2007, 01:05
Oo nga ano, hindi naman sila nanganganak pero siguro it's either signs of the times na yan parang circa Sodom & Gomorra or dahil sa pollution haha either way wala tayong magagawa diyan.

\Originally posted by darwin25
Ang mas nakakatakot yung mga bading na ang laki at maskulado ang katawan.

Sabihin sa yo. "Pare....pakiss. Wag ka nang pumalag masasaktan ka lang":rofl:

Glock_19_9x19
01-31-2007, 01:30
Daan kayo San Beda! Bilang lang mga lalaki doon :animlol:
Palagay ko doon nagstart yung trend

Wp.22
01-31-2007, 03:36
my brother is from san beda nung high school may kwento siya tungkol sa coach ng basketball team nila.

chowchow
01-31-2007, 10:45
San Beda, lugar ng mga badengs naba? Mag iingats kayo . Halos mga anak ng showbiz pipol na yan,