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02-22-2007, 02:18
A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant,
“Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame.
She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table,
spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"
And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.
"I put eye drops in her eyes."