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02-24-2007, 10:40
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After it had gone
some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the
engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the
other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers
about why the train had stopped, and made the
following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we are stuck here
for some time. The good news is that this not American Airlines"