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Glockrunner
02-27-2007, 08:40
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $4.50
Chicken Sandwich: $5.50
Hand Job: $15.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

"Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

lethal tupperwa
02-27-2007, 09:19
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:


CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00


Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Glockrunner
02-27-2007, 17:15
Yup, you have to be quick around me. Although sometimes someone else will beat me to the punch.

Have a great day, Lethal. Hope to see you at a match sometime soon...

Mrs G-R (aka Pat)