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03-02-2007, 10:19
A little fella called Keith walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog dung just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over.

He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

A great big man called Pete then enters the bar. He too slips in the same pile of dung, falls over, gets up, cleans up and then goes and buys a drink.

The little Keith turns to Big Pete and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."

So, Big Pete punches Keith in the mouth.

03-02-2007, 22:03
Took me a second :headscratch: but then I laughed. :laughabove:

03-03-2007, 12:14
Yup, me too, that's why I like it.

Jokes that have a bit of a surprise ending are nice. They keep you guessing.

Mrs G-R (aka Pat)