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03-05-2007, 02:36
There was a couple who were big spenders.
They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii,
But never able to save any money to do so.

One day they came with an idea -- each time they have sex,
They will put $20.00 bill into piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.
After that time, they decided that there is enough money for
Their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank.

The husband looked at their savings and said:
"Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into piggy.
But here we have many $50.00 and a few $100.00 bills."

The wife replied:
"Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"