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okie
03-06-2007, 02:31
WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.



WIFE:

- - silence - -



HUSBAND:

Crap

HandyMan Hugh
03-06-2007, 03:48
Open Mouth, insert foot, give 1/4 turn to lock in place!

:laughabove: :laughabove: :animlol: :animlol:

eddief4
03-06-2007, 16:48
:laughabove: :animlol: :laughabove:

ReyFufuRulesAll
03-08-2007, 01:02
re-post, but still great.



Either whey, i like this version better.
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