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frogman257
03-07-2007, 00:17
Hello?"







"Hi honey.





















This is Daddy.



Is Mommy near the phone?"





















"No Daddy.



She's upstairs in the bedroom



with Uncle Paul."

















After a brief pause,









Daddy says,



"But honey,

you haven't got

an Uncle Paul."















"Oh yes I do,



and he's upstairs in the room

with Mommy,

right now."











Brief Pause.









"Uh, okay then,



this is what I want you to do.





Put the phone



down on the table,



run upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car

just pulled into the driveway."

















"Okay Daddy,



just a minute."





















A few minutes later



the little girl comes back to the phone.





















"I did it Daddy."















"And what happened honey?"









"Well, Mommy got all scared,



jumped out of bed



with no clothes on



and ran around screaming.





















Then she tripped over the rug,



hit her head on the dresser



and now she isn't moving at all!"





















"Oh my God!!!



What about your Uncle Paul?"





















"He jumped out of the bed



with no clothes on, too.



He was all scared



and he jumped out of the back window



and into the swimming pool.



But I guess he didn't know



that you took out the water



last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool



and I think he's dead."





***Long Pause***

































***Longer Pause***

































***Even Longer Pause***














Then Daddy says,



"Swimming pool?















Is this



486-5731?"



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