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okie
03-13-2007, 01:49
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries

Jocephus70
03-17-2007, 17:19
Possum: A flat animal that lives in the middle of the road.

Rebeldon
03-17-2007, 17:29
duck: feather covered s--t machine.

eddief4
03-18-2007, 14:41
:popcorn:

Bassman1985
03-18-2007, 22:54
Hammer: a divining rod for finding your thumb.

phill.451
03-19-2007, 00:21
Pen- a stick to tear the piece of paper you wanted to write on.

okie
03-19-2007, 01:35
Originally posted by Bassman1985
Hammer: a divining rod for finding your thumb. Damn straight on that :shocked:

hsvhobbit
03-19-2007, 07:02
Bedpost: an object which moves around during the night so as to get in front of your toes when you go to the bathroom.

Jocephus70
03-21-2007, 07:22
Wife: An attachment that you screw on the bed to clean the house.