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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries
Possum: A flat animal that lives in the middle of the road.
duck: feather covered s--t machine.
Hammer: a divining rod for finding your thumb.
Pen- a stick to tear the piece of paper you wanted to write on.
Originally posted by Bassman1985
Hammer: a divining rod for finding your thumb. Damn straight on that :shocked:
Bedpost: an object which moves around during the night so as to get in front of your toes when you go to the bathroom.
Wife: An attachment that you screw on the bed to clean the house.
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