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Dr. Slots
03-13-2007, 15:18
Got this in e-mail from my daughter. Might be old, but these are still funny.







Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.



Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.



Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.



Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)

A: Keep it in the cow.



Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.



Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.



Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.



Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A: Premature death.



Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?(e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.



Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.



Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)

A: Nearby.



Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome



Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

sario528
03-13-2007, 15:49
Gotta love kids!:rofl:

eddief4
03-14-2007, 15:51
Originally posted by sario528
Gotta love kids!:rofl:


+1 :agree: