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okie
03-14-2007, 01:35
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

eddief4
03-14-2007, 15:30
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HandyMan Hugh
03-15-2007, 00:59
Originally posted by okie
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? both!
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What was the best thing before sliced bread? Getting bred!
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. And always remember that the grass is greener on the UPPER side!
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. So be careful if you're a back seat driver!
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If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?! The winner! :wavey: :tongueout: :thumbsup: