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Nowhere Man
03-20-2007, 06:13
TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES
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>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
>Depot when they collide.
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>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
>wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
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>The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
>wife look like?
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>The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
green
>eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
does
>your wife look like?"
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>The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."