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okie
03-21-2007, 02:13
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals. " The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, A tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted

okie
03-21-2007, 02:14
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's
hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damn fine sermon. Damned
good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand
dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No crap"