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kygungirl
03-22-2007, 16:53
THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN
A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS
AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID
FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING
IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY
AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE
TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
"OH,I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND
GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING
TO HOUSTON ."

Steve Koski
03-22-2007, 21:52
I heard one about a blonde that used all caps.

One-Of-Each
03-23-2007, 08:38
Originally posted by Steve Koski
I heard one about a blonde that used all caps. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :banana: :yourock: :perfect10: :rofl: :rofl:

Ian
03-23-2007, 10:19
I heard one about a blonde that used all caps
:number1:
Another Koski fan signing in

6602TROY
03-23-2007, 16:38
YOU GO! I USUALLY USE ALL CAPS TOO. EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT YELLING IT'S A JOB THING.

VANMAN
03-25-2007, 15:09
:rofl: :laughabove: :thumbsup: :cheerleader: