Things dogs should remember

[okie]

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

[HandyMan Hugh]

The neighbor's cat is not snack food.
Nor is the post man, or the UPS guy,
but the FED EX driver is fair game!

:thumbsup: :tongueout: :thumbsup: :tongueout:

[TheDVDMan]

Originally posted by okie
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table.

Try telling that to my dog :upeyes:

Smacks his head against everything...I'm guessing he was dropped on his head as a puppy...

[eddief4]

:popcorn: