Big DAWG #383
03-28-2007, 10:17
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFED THIS FOR ME
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion.
The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story:
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a liquor store, or a motel in the United States.
If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion.
The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story:
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a liquor store, or a motel in the United States.
If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.