View Full Version : The next time I go to the park I'm going to start approaching women I don't know
"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to rub some sunscreen on my back? I can't reach." :hearts:
Seriously, I was at the park today and have the weirdest burn "patch" running from shoulderblade to shoulderblade. :supergrin: Everything else is tan.
Ain't gonna be approachin' no guys to do it, that's for sure!!!!
:rofl: :animlol: :laughabove:
brave, very brave...:rofl:
Just make sure the women you approach aren't carrying mace. It would suck if they thought you were just some pervert trying to cop a feel.:shocked:
I find a loofah works great for reaching the spots on my back that I can't when I apply lotion. Consider giving that a try. Unless you really ARE just some pervert trying to cop a feel ;)
Originally posted by PrincessCelica
[B Unless you really ARE just some pervert trying to cop a feel ;) [/B]
That'd be my guess. :hugs:
Be careful. I know a redhead in Maryland who carries a shiv. :supergrin:
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