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05-17-2007, 01:44
Betty's feet swollen with advancing pregnancy, was standing shoeless while preparing dinner one night and squabbling with her husband over little things. In mounting frustration, he finally demanded to know what made her think she was the perfect wife.

“Well,” Betty laughed, “I'm barefoot and pregnant, and I'm in the kitchen, cooking!”