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05-19-2007, 05:43
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
>> along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
>> stop and he got out to investigate.
>> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
>> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
>> eat grass."
>> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
>> lawyer said.
>> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
>> under that tree."
>> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
>> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
>> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
>> wife and SIX children with me!"
>> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
>> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
>> large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
>> turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
>> taking all of us with you."
>> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
>> grass is almost a foot high."

05-19-2007, 09:36