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pupcuss27
05-30-2007, 17:08
There was a German, an American and a Redneck on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. was to be shot,
2. was to be hung,
3. was to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom! He was dead instantly).

Then the American said, "Just hang me." (Snap! He was dead).

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him his shot and he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said give me another one of those shots, so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants. So finally the
Warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!!!"