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05-31-2007, 15:51
A Teacher is teaching biology to her first grade class.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter, she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,
she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well, she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before
we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary, said the teacher.

"It sure was, said the little girl.”My kitty went Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...and before she could say "F_@#," the Rottweiler ate her."

John 15:13. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man
lay down his life for his friends.

06-01-2007, 23:46
:rofl: :laughabove: :thumbsup:

06-02-2007, 06:25
Originally posted by GotGlock1917
:rofl: :laughabove: :thumbsup:

+10000000000000000000000000000000000:rofl: :rofl:

06-02-2007, 14:37
Now that is funny!

Fred Hansen
06-04-2007, 11:13
:uglylol: :uglylol: :uglylol: :uglylol: