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okie
06-03-2007, 01:51
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it.


I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total", says
the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada."

Pooooof!

With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.


Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad
inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside
our precious state.


Pooooof!

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.


The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries.... it's
virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."


Pooooof!


WORLD PEACE!!

eddief4
06-11-2007, 15:13
:supergrin: :banana:

DriBak
06-13-2007, 15:14
:thumbsup: