MusingDaddy
06-03-2007, 21:48
Sam: Daddy I want to be a cop.
Me: Why?
Sam: Because they use guns!
Me: Uh... I know some cops and many times they only get to use one once in a great while. In fact some of them can't shoot for... um, shoot bad.
Sam: Oh. <sniffle>
Me: Well if you like guns and want to blow stuff up, um... become a Marine. Ya. If you're good at it, you get more gun then you know what to do with!
Sam: OK! <runs off>
<3 days later>
Mommy: Sam is going around telling everyone he's going to be a Marine. Do you know anything about that?!?
Me: Nope.
Me: Why?
Sam: Because they use guns!
Me: Uh... I know some cops and many times they only get to use one once in a great while. In fact some of them can't shoot for... um, shoot bad.
Sam: Oh. <sniffle>
Me: Well if you like guns and want to blow stuff up, um... become a Marine. Ya. If you're good at it, you get more gun then you know what to do with!
Sam: OK! <runs off>
<3 days later>
Mommy: Sam is going around telling everyone he's going to be a Marine. Do you know anything about that?!?
Me: Nope.