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okie
06-04-2007, 01:47
There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave
him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand,
and bought a hamburger with the offering money. He ate half, and decided to save
the other half for after church. He put the other half in his pocket.
During church, the preacher was preaching, "The Lord is everywhere...He's in
the heavens, He's in the air, He's on the earth, He's in your house...The Lord
is everywhere!"
The boy jumps up, says, "Preacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure",says the
preacher. "Do you mean the Lord is everywhere?" "Yep, He's everywhere".
The boy reaches down, opens his pocket and says,"Lord, if You're in there,
please don't eat my hamburger!"

eddief4
06-11-2007, 15:15
Originally posted by okie
There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave
him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand,
and bought a hamburger with the offering money. He ate half, and decided to save
the other half for after church. He put the other half in his pocket.
During church, the preacher was preaching, "The Lord is everywhere...He's in
the heavens, He's in the air, He's on the earth, He's in your house...The Lord
is everywhere!"
The boy jumps up, says, "Preacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure",says the
preacher. "Do you mean the Lord is everywhere?" "Yep, He's everywhere".
The boy reaches down, opens his pocket and says,"Lord, if You're in there,
please don't eat my hamburger!"


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