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06-12-2007, 01:32
There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night. All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.

The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.

"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"

He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H" for his report.

He walk up the raod a bit further and notices another car in the ditch.

So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his report.

The cop decides to head back to his car to make the report when he notices a head in the middle of the boulevard.

"Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the boulevard!"

He gets out his notebook again and begins writing "head in middle of"

Then he thinks, boulevard? "B-O..." no, no "B-U..."

"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch


06-12-2007, 06:13
That is wrong on so many levels....

(But I did laugh. . . . )

06-13-2007, 15:13

06-14-2007, 01:02
I originally heard this joke back in the '80s and was attributed to a Texas DPS trooper (fictional, of course).

Then there were the two DPS troopers who were riding together and got into a pursuit going south out of Dallas. The speed wasn't incredible but it was obvious the fleeing driver wasn't going to stop any time soon.

The driver told the rider to go ahead and start writing out the ticket. The rider gets to the "location" portion on the ticket and asks, "where are we right now?". The driver says "we're just coming in to Waxahachie".

The rider starts writing....."watxh....wachax....watcha....." then throws down his pen and says.....
"Chase him on down to Waco."