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pupcuss27
06-15-2007, 19:34
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl from Kentucky are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, and downs one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America


John 15:13. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

WorrGlock
06-15-2007, 20:44
:thumbsup:

ssgrock3
06-18-2007, 11:37
oh damn thats rough

Peevee
06-18-2007, 15:51
:laughabove: i like that

LAP35
06-20-2007, 22:05
HAHA :rofl:

KyInvestigator
06-20-2007, 22:08
Amen from an adopted Kentuckian!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

kirgi08
06-23-2007, 09:17
New to here thats a RIOT :laughabove: :laughabove: :banana: