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06-15-2007, 19:42
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls.

They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. .....Cooter

John 15:13. Greater love hath no man than this, which a man lay down his life for his friends.